I am better than my reputation

"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses." H. Heine
EUROPEAN HISTORY AHAHA WHAT IS THAT„„,

It’s magic. Never fails to entertain me. God was a troll when he created Europe and thought that it’s a good idea that too many different ethnic groups should live together at such a small place. No wonder that they started to conquer the world… ;)

But how does my history prof say: And then there was a peacetime of 9 months. Yes, you laugh, but 9 months were the longest period of peace in the Early Modern Age of Europen history. 

You see… European history is just a history of one war following the next till a certain nation overstepped the mark. Since then it’s pretty calm here. 

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