I am better than my reputation

"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses." H. Heine

Political rant! Because aldkcnaknjkcshsajhcw!!!

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jackskiteadventures:

darthmudkip:

thenakedking:

careyquitecontrary:

usagisquared:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.

Okami
You paint everything to death.

Final Fantasy IV
You play as a guy who’s unknowingly trying to kill his brother. He’s really half alien. Ancient Aliens would like this game. A lot. 

Persona 3 Fes
High School students doing what all the other high school students do plus monsters and midnight.

zoo tycoon
you lose money

Board games: Settlers of Catan
I win. That’s an unwritten law. Give it up, give it up!
Video games: Civilization
Victory through diplomacy/ Montezuma 

jackskiteadventures:

darthmudkip:

thenakedking:

careyquitecontrary:

usagisquared:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.

You’re not Zelda.

Okami

You paint everything to death.

Final Fantasy IV

You play as a guy who’s unknowingly trying to kill his brother. He’s really half alien. Ancient Aliens would like this game. A lot. 

Persona 3 Fes

High School students doing what all the other high school students do plus monsters and midnight.

zoo tycoon

you lose money

Board games: Settlers of Catan

I win. That’s an unwritten law. Give it up, give it up!

Video games: Civilization

Victory through diplomacy/ Montezuma 

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! South Korea manufactures better tanks than Germany! And Turkey buys their tanks now from South Korea! First Greece and now… et tu, Turkey!?

Remember, remember the 9th of November

For everybody who’s interested in German history: You only have to remember one date: 9 November! (I wonder if that was done by purpose, like: Okay, important events in German history are only going to happen at November 9, no other date is accepted!) 

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fuckyeahhetalianhistory:

Artist: phobs.deviantart.com/
America - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Japan - Emperor Hirohito, Hideki Tojo
China - Chiang Kai Shek
Germany - Hitler, Ribbentrop, die dicke Qualle Göring, Himmler und Joseph ‘wollt ihr den totalen Krieg’ Goebbels
France - Charles de Gaulle, Phillipe Petain
England - Winston Churchill
Russia - Joseph Stalin

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fuckyeahhetalianhistory:

Artist: phobs.deviantart.com/

America - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Japan - Emperor Hirohito, Hideki Tojo

China - Chiang Kai Shek

Germany - Hitler, Ribbentrop, die dicke Qualle Göring, Himmler und Joseph ‘wollt ihr den totalen Krieg’ Goebbels

France - Charles de Gaulle, Phillipe Petain

England - Winston Churchill

Russia - Joseph Stalin

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Okay, that pretty much sums it up. Dark humour, how I love you. 

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Really random post for Hetalia or other role players, who want to use some random German words…

Nobody here says “ja?” at the end of a sentence. 

Try to use “oder?”, “nicht?”, “was?” instead. Keep in mind that this is always a rethorical question. And it’s different from dialect to dialect. For example, somebody from Berlin would say “wa?” instead of “was?” and a person from Middle Hesse says “gelle?”

audiodrops:

anickname4love:
“We All Have a Love that Complicates our Life”
“Todos Tenemos un Amor que nos Complica la Vida”

“todos tenemos un amor” (we all have a love) - la mosca

damn it i love this picture so much

Quite funny. And great art. 

audiodrops:

anickname4love:

“We All Have a Love that Complicates our Life”

“Todos Tenemos un Amor que nos Complica la Vida”

“todos tenemos un amor” (we all have a love) - la mosca

damn it i love this picture so much

Quite funny. And great art.