I am better than my reputation

"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses." H. Heine
At least you’re making an appearance on your personal. :P

I know :( But you’ve got my Skype… so it’s not that you couldn’t write me AND … see I wasn’t on here for… idk 2 weeks and no message… nobody really missed me *sob sob* I should download a second browser…

Omg… you know what’s funny? I scroll my RP dash and suddenly there’s a picture and some bla bla I haven written. Pffft somebody reblogged my personal… XD 

There’s a ygoshippipedia blog on tumblr… I wonder when they try to explain Moneyshipping? And how?

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

A teacher that I was shadowing asked this question. After a few seconds of silence, one kid said that, to which every one began to laugh. The teacher then just shrugged and said, “Basically.” Then she explained it in better detail.
My tumblr.

Always good. Old joke. But good. 

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

A teacher that I was shadowing asked this question. After a few seconds of silence, one kid said that, to which every one began to laugh. The teacher then just shrugged and said, “Basically.” Then she explained it in better detail.

My tumblr.

Always good. Old joke. But good. 

(Source: )

unreleasedsong:

On September 1, 1939 Warsaw had 1.300.000 Inhabitants

On August 1, 1944 there was 900.000

After the fall of the Warsaw Uprising no more than 1.000 people left in the ruins

Wow - the dash is really really dead. 

I would be ashamed for being related. And for things like that occurring at all in general. And… god, after the things I’ve heard, I’m not putting the thumbs up out of the realm of possibilities. (I’m very excited about you visiting no matter what!

If you only could see my face now! 

First I was like:

Are they for real with that shit?

And then I was like:

Oh fuck it! 

I think September is fine so far. Early September? (Also I lol’d. The look on their faces would be priceless. …Unless they gave you a thumbs-up, in which case I would die of eternal shame.)

I will check the train/plane and talk to you about that later this month again. But yes, why not. :)

Do you… do you think it’s possible that they give me a thumbs-up? Omg… I need to prepare myself for that moment. And no need to be ashamed. I know the difference. I know that you’re not narrow-minded. 

Yes, you totally should! My translation schedule is totally messy these days, but I have hopes that people will start sending them in soon so I could take care of them and free myself up towards the end of August if that is good?

Nah, end of August is bad because I’m working then. How’s September? 

Can I greet your anti-Semitic relatives with “Sieg Heil" to show them how dumb and ridiculous their talking is? //shot

I adore you and your ability to laugh off the ignorance of others. I salute you!

It’s the only way to survive in this mad world ;) 

Also, I should book a train ticket and visit you and your family. When they act like racist arseholes, can you please tell them to talk in English… I want something to laugh. Then - we can go and drink coffee together and derp like little animu fans XD

I admit it, I laughed. XD I love you.

I love you, too. <3 

Also, I’ve watched a YouTube video with Waldorf and Statler (Muppet Show) and it was German dub and one of the comments was:

I laughed so hard. (Wow, it seems that almost nothing can offend me!) I chatted with another RP when I’ve read that and she mentioned that I should post that one day I rp with another Germany… we cracked up. 

Wow… Pegasus RP (Mardigny) used my icon… I feel so naked… as if somebody stole my identity… who am I? 

FP, that’s not a RP account…

I suck at Haikus
Can we please change the topic
I would feel better

—Fluffy-Pillow (via mardigny)

(via die-einzelganger)